Environmental Deaths

• Cactus: [Player] really tried to hug a cactus...
  • While fighting: [Player] tried to hug a cactus while fighting [Attacker]
• Drowning: [Player] tried to breath water
  • While escaping: [Player] tried to breath water while trying to escape [Attacker]
• Dehydration: [Player] dehydrated... somehow.
  • While fighting: [Player] dehydrated somehow while fighting [Attacker]
• Fire/Lava:
  • In Fire: [Player] became well done
  • On Fire: [Player] got overcooked
  • Lava: [Player] made a 5-Minute Craft hot spring
  • Magma: [Player] discovered the floor was lava
• Freezing: [Player] got trapped in a walk-in freezer. Why do those exist anyway?
• Sweet Berry Bush: [Player] smelled the roses a bit too much

Falling & Traversal

• Fall Damage: [Player] went for the 1 block diagonal for the raw beef
• Kinetic Energy (Elytra): [Player] tried to eat drywall at 1500mph (or 2414.016km an hour)
• MLG Fail: [Player] missed the MLG water bucket
• Climbing Accidents:
  • Ladder: [Player] tripped up a ladder
  • Vines: [Player] tried to become Tarzan
  • Weeping Vines: [Player] realized that the vines were going through too much
  • Twisting Vines: [Player] fell down the spiral staircase
  • Scaffolding: [Player] forgot to place scaffolding while building
• Void: [Player] jumped into the void

Combat & PVP

• General Mob/Player: [Player] had a skill issue while fighting [Attacker]
  • With Item: [Player] had a skill issue while fighting [Attacker] using [Weapon]
• Projectiles:
  • Arrow: [Player] got 360 no-scoped by [Attacker]
  • Trident: [Player] got poked by [Attacker]
  • Fireball: [Player] was fireballed by [Attacker]
  • Wither Skull: [Player] became a real life skull emoji cause of [Attacker]
• Specialized Combat:
  • Mace: [Player] got maced by [Attacker]
  • Thorns: [Player] got poked by [Attacker]'s armor
  • Sonic Boom: [Player]'s eardrums were shattered by a sonically-charged shriek
  • Bees: [Player] died to the BEEEEEES!

Gravity & Explosions

• Explosions: [Player]'s main goal was to blow up
• Bad Respawn (Bed): [Player] tried to sleep in the Nether/End
• Anvils: [Player] got bonked by an anvil
• Dripstone:
  • Stepping on Dripstone: [Player] stepped on a Lego
  • Falling Dripstone: [Player] got a Lego thrown at them
• Suffocation: [Player] forgot how to breath / [Player] noclipped into the Backrooms

Miscellaneous

• Starvation: [Player] forgot how to eat
• Lightning: "May Zeus strike me down if I'm lying." - [Player]'s last words
• World Border: [ERROR]: [Player]'s coordinates are outside the acceptable range
• Wither Effect: [Player] died of um... old age?
• Magic: [Player] realized they weren't a wizard
• Generic: [Player] angered the admins