
Mr. President
"The most TREMENDOUS plugin EVER created!" Mr. President transforms your server into an intense comedic dystopia where an AI-powered dictator issues ridiculous orders, launches missiles at disobedient players and treats everyone like the peasants they are.
🚀 Mr. President - An AI Fascist With Missiles! 🚀
"I, and I alone, am going to Make Minecraft Great Again!" - Mr. President
Transform your peaceful server into a hilarious authoritarian nightmare!
🆕 What's New in v1.1.5?
Major Improvements:
- 🎯 Fixed Strategic Bombing - Structures now generate enough blocks to complete missions
- 📦 Smarter Item Requests - No more asking for diamonds/emeralds, only common items
- 👹 Balanced Nether Mobs - Max 5 kills for nether mobs (was up to 25!)
- 💥 2x Default Missile Power - Because democracy needs more explosions
- 📋 Cleaned Config File - 60% smaller, 100% more useful with actual descriptions
- 🔧 Standing System Fix - No more duplicate reputation messages
See full changelog for all 40+ improvements!
🎭 What is Mr. President?
Welcome to the most TREMENDOUS Minecraft plugin ever created! Mr. President transforms your server into a comedic dystopia where an AI-powered dictator issues ridiculous orders, launches missiles at disobedient players, and treats everyone like the worthless tax-paying peasants they truly are.
This isn't just a plugin - it's a REGIME CHANGE.
🎯 Perfect For:
- ✅ Established servers looking for fresh chaos
- ✅ Event servers wanting unique gameplay
- ✅ Comedy servers embracing dark humor
- ✅ Streamers seeking entertaining content
- ✅ Anyone who thinks Minecraft needs more missiles
⚡ Quick Start (30 Seconds to Tyranny!)
For best experience, use Paper 1.20 or newer.
🏃 Speed Run Installation
- Drop the JAR → Place
mr-president-plugin-1.1.5.jarin/plugins - Add API Key → Edit
config.ymlwith your OpenAI key - Restart Server → Let the regime begin!
- First Order → Watch players scramble to obey!
🎮 Essential Commands for Survival
| Command | Description | Survival Rating |
|---|---|---|
/myprogress | Check current order status | ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ |
/reputation | View your standing with the regime | ⭐⭐⭐⭐ |
/offer | Attempt to bribe Mr. President | ⭐⭐⭐ |
/negotiate <msg> | Plead for mercy | ⭐⭐ |
/surrender | Give up (missiles incoming!) | ⭐ |
💀 First Day Survival Checklist
- Complete your first order (or die trying)
- Check reputation (prepare for disappointment)
- Witness first missile strike (from safe distance)
- Try bribing with diamonds (50% success rate)
- Accept your new overlord (100% success rate)
🖥️ Democracy Manager GUI Panel
Access the Democracy Manager with /dm - a fully interactive GUI that puts all controls at your fingertips:
Player Features:
- 📊 Live Statistics Dashboard - Track your reputation, orders completed/failed, missiles survived
- 📨 Direct Messaging - Send messages directly to Mr. President (responses not guaranteed)
- 💰 Negotiation Interface - Attempt to negotiate with visual success chance indicators
- 🗺️ Navigation Toggle - Enable/disable waypoint navigation for orders
- 📍 Order Progress Tracker - Real-time progress on current presidential orders
Admin Control Center:
- 🎯 Order Management - Force start/stop/complete orders with custom selection
- 🚀 Missile Command - Launch any missile type at any player with one click
- 💥 Missile Power Control - Adjust destruction level (1x Less Powerful, 2x Normal, 3x Extremely Powerful)
- ⏰ Order Timing Control - Set order intervals (Back to Back, Standard, Longer delays)
- 📈 Reputation Editor - Adjust any player's reputation instantly
- 🌡️ Heatmap Viewer - See player activity hotspots for targeting
- 🤖 AI Controls - Manage AI responses and behavior
- 🔄 Quick Reload - Reload configuration without commands
🎪 Core Features That Will Ruin Your Server (In a Good Way)
🤖 AI-Powered Dictator Brain
- Dynamic Personality: Powered by OpenAI for unique, contextual responses
- Memory System: Remembers players and holds grudges accordingly
- 250+ Insults: From "peasant" to "statistical anomaly #48291"
- Personalized IDs: "Credit Score: 350" or "Audit Target #45892"
📜 14 Types of Presidential Orders
Click to View All Order Types (Each More Ridiculous Than the Last)
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Resource "Donation" - "Your items belong to the state now!" Voluntary contributions of diamonds, gold, or whatever Mr. President's yacht fund needs today. Failure to donate is considered tax evasion.
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Intelligence Test - "Prove you're smarter than a villager!" Answer ridiculous riddles like "What has two legs and disappoints me?" (Spoiler: It's you). Wrong answers trigger immediate missile response.
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Demolition Duty - "Progress requires destruction!" Tear down that ugly house you spent hours building because it's blocking the view from Mr. President's future golf course.
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Wildlife Recruitment - "The state needs a zoo!" Capture innocent animals and deliver them to designated "re-education camps." Chickens are considered political dissidents.
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Diplomatic Courier - "Urgent documents need delivery!" Sprint 5000+ blocks to deliver "classified" items (usually just rotten flesh) to ambassadors who definitely aren't just trapped villagers.
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Strategic Bombing - "Urban planning at its finest!" Place TNT in specific patterns that spell out propaganda messages. Don't worry about the neighbors - they're probably enemies of the state anyway.
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Threat Elimination - "National security is at stake!" Hunt dangerous mobs that are clearly plotting against the regime. That creeper? Obviously a terrorist. That skeleton? Armed insurgent.
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Population Control - "Too many zombies dilute our democracy!" Reduce specific mob populations because Mr. President read somewhere that zombie-to-player ratios affect the economy.
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Protest Suppression - "Iron golems are organizing!" These metal menaces are clearly union organizers spreading dangerous ideas about "worker's rights" and "not being murdered." Eliminate with extreme prejudice.
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Social Cleansing - "Zombies don't contribute to GDP!" Remove these "unproductive elements" from society. They don't pay taxes, they smell bad, and they lower property values in nice neighborhoods.
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Monument Construction - "Build my glory in obsidian!" Construct massive propaganda structures featuring Mr. President's face. Must be visible from space. Materials not provided - that's your problem, peasant.
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Tax Collection - "Revenue enhancement initiative!" Gather "voluntary" contributions from fellow players. If they refuse, report them for immediate missile audit. The IRS wishes it had our efficiency.
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Loyalty Demonstration - "Dance, monkey, dance!" Perform humiliating tasks like jumping in place for 5 minutes, swimming in lava (briefly), or writing "I LOVE MR. PRESIDENT" in diamond blocks.
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Emergency Conscription - "Your country needs you NOW!" Immediate deployment to whatever insane task Mr. President dreamed up during his 3am Twitter session. Usually involves TNT, lava, and poor life choices.
💥 The Presidential Missile Arsenal
| Missile Type | Damage | Crater Size | Warning Time | Survival Chance |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Warning Shot | Low | 3 blocks | 10 seconds | 80% |
| Standard | Fatal | 5 blocks | 8 seconds | 40% |
| Cluster Bomb | Fatal×5 | 8 blocks | 6 seconds | 15% |
| Bunker Buster | Fatal | 15 deep | 5 seconds | 5% |
| Nuclear Option | Apocalyptic | 25 radius | 3 seconds | Prayer |
📊 Reputation System
🟢 Loyal Citizen (+100+) → Slightly fewer missiles
🟡 Good Standing (+50-99) → Still getting missiles
⚪ Neutral (-49-49) → Walking on thin ice
🟠 Suspicious (-50-99) → Under surveillance
🔴 Enemy of State (-100+) → Name on every missile
🏛️ Political Infrastructure
- Presidential Monument: Massive obsidian structure (spawns automatically)
- Propaganda Towers: Broadcasting "wisdom" 24/7
- Protected Embassies: Attack ambassadors at your own peril
- State Surveillance: Big Brother is always watching
🎮 Interactive GUI System
Democracy Manager (/dm) - Your One-Stop Oppression Shop:
🖱️ Click to See All GUI Features
PLAYER INFORMATION ROW
- Player Profile - Your degrading citizen ID, reputation standing, complete stats
- Real-time tracking of all your failures and occasional successes
STATUS & STATISTICS ROW
- Reputation Display - Visual representation with color-coded standing
- Active Order Panel - Current order with time remaining, glows when urgent
- Server Overview - Global statistics, population data, threat levels
COMMUNICATION CENTER
- Message President - Type messages directly through GUI interface
- Negotiate Button - Shows success chance percentage before you try
- Discord Status - Integration status with webhook testing
PLAYER ACTIONS
- Order Details - Comprehensive breakdown of current order requirements
- Navigation Toggle - Enable/disable waypoint beacons
- Help Wiki - Access to survival guides and tips
ADMIN CONTROL PANEL (Admin Only)
- Order Management - Opens sub-GUI with all 14 order types to force-start
- Missile Arsenal - Opens missile selection GUI with all types
- Reputation Control - Instant reputation adjustment interface
- Configuration Reload - Apply config changes without restart
ADVANCED ADMIN TOOLS
- Heatmap Visualizer - See where players spend time for targeting
- AI Behavior Controls - Adjust AI personality and response settings
- Server Status Monitor - Real-time performance metrics
- Bunker Buster Testing - Test explosion mechanics safely
Missile Selection GUI Features:
- Visual missile catalog with damage preview
- Player targeting with dropdown selection
- Coordinate targeting for precise strikes
- Warning time customization
- Launch confirmation to prevent accidents
Order Management GUI Features:
- Browse all 14 order types with descriptions
- Preview order requirements before starting
- Emergency stop/complete buttons
- Order history viewer
- Custom duration settings
🛠️ Full Installation & Configuration
System Requirements
- Minecraft: 1.20.0 or higher
- Server: Paper/Spigot/Bukkit
- Java: 21 or higher
- OpenAI API: Required for AI features
Detailed Setup
📋 Step-by-Step Installation
- Download
mr-president-plugin-1.1.0.jar - Place in server's
/pluginsfolder - Start server to generate config files
- Stop server and edit
config.yml - Add your OpenAI API key:
openai: api-key: "your-openai-api-key-here" - Configure to taste (see below)
- Restart server
- Embrace authoritarianism!
⚙️ Configuration Options
The config.yml has been completely overhauled in v1.1.5!
- ✨ Removed all non-functional parameters
- 📝 Added detailed descriptions for every setting
- 🎯 Only includes settings that actually work
- 💡 Clear warnings for dangerous options
# Essential Configuration (config.yml)
openai:
api-key: "your-openai-api-key-here" # REQUIRED!
model: "gpt-4o-mini" # Recommended
max-tokens: 150 # Keep it snappy
orders:
enabled: true # Use new order system
min-delay-minutes: 5 # Time between orders
default-duration-minutes: 15 # Time to complete
failure-reputation: 20 # Penalty for failure
# Admin controls for missiles and timing are now
# in the Democracy Manager GUI (/dm) - much easier!
# See full config.yml for all options with descriptions
🎯 How to Survive (And Maybe Thrive)
📖 Player Survival Guide
🏃 Emergency Protocols
"I'm about to be missiled!"
- Run in zigzags (10% evasion bonus)
- Get underground FAST
- Offer your best items via
/offer - Accept your fate with dignity
"I can't complete this order!"
- Check
/myprogressfor specifics - Ask other players for help
- Use
/negotiateto grovel - Prepare bunker for incoming missiles
"My reputation is -100!"
- You're now an Enemy of the State
- Every missile has your name on it
- Consider witness protection
- Or embrace the chaos!
💡 Pro Tips from Survivors
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Resource Management
- Keep diamonds/emeralds for emergency bribes
- Store valuable items in hidden chests
- Trade with others to complete orders faster
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Base Building
- Build deep underground (bunker busters aside)
- Multiple exits for missile evasion
- Decoy houses to confuse targeting
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Social Strategy
- Form alliances to complete group orders
- Share resources during emergencies
- Never trust anyone completely
🎨 Special Features & Easter Eggs
🎭 Dynamic AI Interactions
- Remembers past interactions and holds grudges
- Adapts insults based on player behavior
- Creates unique degrading titles for each player
- Context-aware threats and false promises
🌍 Environmental Storytelling
- Mysterious monument appearances
- Regular propaganda broadcasts
- "Democratic" elections (results predetermined)
- Surveillance reminders in chat
😂 Comedy Gold Elements
- Absurd order justifications
- Over-the-top political rhetoric
- Dramatic missile launch sequences
- Bureaucratic ID number assignments
📊 Admin Control Panel
🔧 Administrative Commands & GUI Access
🖥️ GUI-Based Administration
Access the complete admin interface with /dm (requires admin permission):
Visual Admin Controls:
- 📋 Order Management GUI - Browse and start any order type
- 🚀 Missile Selection GUI - Visual missile launcher with targeting
- 📊 Live Statistics - Real-time server metrics and player data
- 🎯 Point & Click Controls - No commands needed for most actions
💻 Traditional Commands
| Command | Description | GUI Alternative |
|---|---|---|
/mrpresident reload | Reload configuration | ✅ GUI Button |
/mrpresident force-order <type> | Trigger specific order | ✅ Order GUI |
/mrpresident set-reputation <player> <amount> | Adjust reputation | ✅ Rep Control |
/mrpresident spawn-missile <type> <player> | Manual strike | ✅ Missile GUI |
/mrpresident monument <create|remove> | Manage monument | ❌ Command only |
/mrpresident skip-order | Skip current order | ✅ Order GUI |
/mrpresident pause|resume | Control regime | ❌ Command only |
⚡ Performance & Compatibility
🚀 Optimized for Chaos
- Lightweight: Minimal server impact
- Asynchronous: AI calls don't cause lag
- Configurable: Every aspect customizable
- Safe: No permanent world damage
- Compatible: Works with most plugins
🛡️ Safety Features
- Rollback commands for accidents
- Protected spawn areas (configurable)
- Missile damage caps
- Anti-grief protections
📖 Version History
📜 Changelog
v1.1.0 - The Oppression Update
- Added 250+ new derogatory terms
- Enhanced AI creativity and responses
- Implemented ambassador protection
- All missiles now deal proper damage
- Bunker busters create deep craters
- Fixed bugs allowing too much freedom
v1.0.0 - Initial Tyranny
- First release of the regime
- Basic missile system
- 10 order types
- Simple reputation tracking
⚠️ Warnings & Disclaimers
CONTENT WARNING: This plugin contains dark political satire and authoritarian themes played for comedy. No actual democracies were harmed in the making of this plugin.
Side Effects May Include:
- 📉 Decreased server population
- 💥 Increased missile strikes
- 🗳️ Irresistible urge to vote (pointlessly)
- 😰 Existential dread about democracy
- 🎮 Uncontrollable laughter
🚀 Ready to Ruin Your Server?
⬇️ Download Mr. President & Exclusives @ Patreon
"Make Your Server Great Again... Or Else!"
Transform your boring democracy into a TREMENDOUS dictatorship today!
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